If you were one of the few that did not catch the Celebrity Big Brother show tonight and missed finding out who were the definite stars that entered the house, then let me enlighten you.
First into the house was Kerry Katona, ex Atomic Kitten band mate and former wife of Brian McFadden, who was a member of Westlife.
Second to enter was Tara Reid, American film star who played Vickie in American Pie and starred in Saved By The Bell, a long running soap sitcom in the States.
Next up was Big Fat Gypsy Weddings star Paddy Doherty, who had his ear stitched back on after two cousins allegedly almost bit it off his ear in a city centre.
Fourth to enter was Amy Childs from The Only Way Is Essex. She had apparently quit the show after bosses nixed her plan to appear on the relaunch of Celebrity Big Brother
The fifth housemate to enter was Darryn Lyons, or Mr Paparazzi to you. If the celebs thought they were escaping the press by entering the house they were wrong!
Sally Bercow was the sixth person who went into the house. An ex alcoholic who posed in a bed sheet and is hoping to bring the house to order.
Lucky seven was Lucien Laviscount, best known for his roles in Coronation Street and Waterloo Road. His mum packed his suitcase for him. Bless!
Number eight to walk down the staircase was Pamela Bach Hasselhoff, ex wife of David Hasselhoff. Married to the Hoff for 18 years, he was the love of her life apparently.
The ninth star who faced the crowds was Levis and Storm model Bobby Sabel, who has been described as the ‘scruffy’ model but will definitely get the girls fighting over him!
And finally last but not least were Jedward – Ireland’s most famous export who arrived in matching leopard print suits and got a mixed reaction from the crowd as they walked in. Bit gutted there was no Charlie Sheen, I had a tenner on him to win!